The various sports teams attract fans from their home states and elsewhere. Once they get to the top, the representative from Northwestern goes "Wow, it's really great that a guy from my school has made it all of the way here and I have to show the world my love for Northwestern," so he shouts "Go Wildcats!" A: Who cares? We played great, it was a great day.. I'm searching for my first hole-in-one. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. The by MaizeAndBlueWahoo. Q: Why are all the trees in Kentucky leaning to the south? One fan unzipped his jacket to show a Michigan Marching Band shirt. Go Blue, In reply to You'll have to forgive me if by WilsonHawk, A Michigan fan and Ohio State fan are in a car accident. Q: What's the difference between Nippert Stadium and a cactus? Ohio State has to travel to South Bend . Buckeye walks into the Varsity Club the night before The Game and says to the Bartender, Im feeling good about tomorrow and I want a beer but nothing from St. Louis or Milwaukee., Bartender says, Between you and me and the bar stool, the best beer I got in the house is a smooth pale lager smuggled in from across the border. Then he whispers, Its Wolverine Beer. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The Buckeyes face the Terps in their last home game of the season. Click the card to flip Flashcards Learn Test Match Created by tmeyer2020 FOR MORE: https://nbc4i.co/3gFTWy6Stay informed about Columbus and central Ohio news, weather and sports! A: They all lost on the final kick. A: About $80,000 per sheet. Practice in Ann Arbor was delayed for two hours yesterday when one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the field. A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. What's the difference between a Michigan education and an OSU education? Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. How do you keep Ohio State's football team off your lawn? "deer", "dog", "deer", "dog" they argued. Click the card to flip Definition 1 / 23 To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time. My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes WBB B1G tourney preview - first 2 rounds 22-23, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Elite 8, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Sweet 16, OT: Wednesday evening mens hoops comments, OT(? Michigan, USC and Penn State. Sorry, since were in Ann Arbor, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again. Q: How is a Cleveland girl different from a bowling ball? Itll only be another 24 years before your team has a chance to play for a national title again. A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked! if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); Painesville OH 44077 Stroud racked up some incredible first-half stats while leading his team to a whopping 49-0 halftime score. He locates the exact room, knocks on the door, and a Buckeye player lets him in. Let's open it and drink to friendship and cooperation." The Michigan man states that it would be only right for the OSU fan to take the first drink since he was the one who was hit. Here is a list of college sports teams that have gained popularity over the years: 10. Who disturbs me? asked the genie. The Michigan fan goes to the sink to wash his hands and the Ohio State fan starts to walk out. Its what happened today that matters. A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. Q: Why did Cincinnati change their field from grass to artificial turf? A: Will Work For Food. "Just because your parents are Wolverine fans doesn't mean you have to be. A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up. A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. Land-Grant Holy Land, an Ohio State Buckeyes community. He asks How does Spartan Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?. A: Go Home. ! exclaimed the bartender. Q: What is round at each end and high in the middle? Lloyd says, Fill it with water.. A: Drool. Becky, my darling he whispered. There's nothing worth craping on! A: They go blue. probably doesn't translate well through the internets, but oh well. One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. Q: Why do Buckeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. The rest of the players have to dress themselves. Im so happy, I could be there, Scott Albrecht said. I was surprised. A. Q: What's the difference between a Cleveland State diploma and toilet paper? I particularly like the one about the kids in third grade: Q: A Michigan kid and an Ohio kid are in the third grade. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. and he is an Ohio State Graduate. Everybody knows that one of the best parts of being a sports fan is debating and dissecting the most (and least) important questions in the sporting world with your friends. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? Eventually puppies grow up and stop . Why did the UofM regents decide to cover the Big House in cardboard? The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. They get out of their cars, but instead of arguing, the Michigan fan apologizes and says, "My fault. A: So they can park in handicap spaces. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2," 225 lbs. "Young man, if you're not a Buckeye fan, what are you?" Bucketheads Podcast: Ohio State looks to be playing better basketball approaching the B1G tournament, Why is this News? Finally the Michigan alum goes to the back of his car and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels and states they should bury the hatchet and start anew while they wait for the cops and the tow truck to come. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER. ): Raleigh/Triangle Alumni Club Hurricanes vs Red Wings Event, OT: Dog Takes a Dump on the Court at Louisville Basketball Game. Ohio State vs. Michigan Jokes Posted on 2014-11-29 UPDATED: November 29, 2014 __________ Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. Meyer spent seven years at Ohio State, leading the Buckeyes to an 83-9 record and a National Championship for the 2014 season. If you need help with the Public File, call (313) 222-0566. Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? COME HANG OUT AT NOON AND DISCUSS: 01 Mar 2023 01:02:31 A: So blind people can hate them too. A: A degree. Did you hear about the power outage at the Columbus mall last week? A: With the stadium, all the pricks are on the inside. . Didn't you hear about [insert name of random OSU LB]? For that punchline, you also need to update the question: Q: How many OSU student athletes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Because crap floats The game looked over long before the second quarter ended. Fans hit hard by Ohio State's loss to Michigan. as he plummets to his death. The guy who had the recipe graduated. Ohio State's sneakiest 2023 transfer portal move. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for three hours. Rest, dont talk., But Jake was insistent. For more NCAA football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan States 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. I am six feet tall, 200 pounds and a Michigan graduate. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. A: S-mitten. Anyways, there are some good ones in here, 2022 MGoBlog. A: Whale to the victors. Gambling problem? Steven Petite (@steven_petite) January 1, 2022. Call 1-800-GAMBLER. C.J. So they can park in the handicapped spaces. Butt Mud Brooks (@JoeRShafer) January 1, 2022, Ohio State Fans watching Michigan getting beat by Georgia pic.twitter.com/FUksQyZpPy, George Ashburn ("George in Columbus") (@jamdawg1) January 1, 2022. 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"Clearly, those are from a dog" argues the spartan fan. Awfully unfair compared to the rest of the conference. Theirs says: Ann Arbor - North until you smell it, West until you step in it. Buckeyes fans are quite upset about it. A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. Q: How do you make Ohio State cookies? In reply to better punchline by Mgoscottie. A: Two Bearcats fans drowned last year. And Ohio State fans are having a ton of fun with this. Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch? The driver who caused the accident gets out of the car and starts to apologize when he notices the other driver is an OSU Alum. Q: Why do Akron Zips fans smell so bad? The weather in Ohio is truly unpredictable. A. Were both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!, Well Okay, I said. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. A: He wanted an academic challenge! Enjoy! A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. Plymouth OH 44865 Of course, they'd drown in Lake Erie en route. Q: What does a Great Lakes fish like to sing? "You will each get one wish," said the genie. The pothole struggle is all too real. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. Q: Whats the difference between Columbus and yogurt? The 6-foot-9 Lutheran East product placed the Buckeyes on a top schools list alongside Alabama, Indiana, Kent State . A: Both states become smarter! Memes.com 2. Holding his head, he gets out of bed to investigate. In reply to I like a good buckeye joke, by aenima0311. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus? I work for Automattic. Whats the difference between a Ohio state cheerleader and an elephant? Simply put, that road win gives Ohio State way more wiggle room than Michigan. He tells the boy, Ill title it Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'. (act like someone's said a "too soon" type of joke). Click here to take a moment and familiarize yourself with our Community Guidelines. Nice joke, but there is great irony in your spelling. Q: Why did the Cincinnati football team cross the road? Short Michigan Jokes Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: Did you hear that 9 out of 10 coeds are good looking? Regardless, it seems as though the bookmakers view the final year of the Big Ten East as a two-team race between Michigan and Ohio State with plucky Penn State clearly as the third wheel once again. I'm not saying Bearcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. Q: Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? Force feed the elephant. And it was so bad that the massively lopsided game drew comparisons to the game between No. In reply to An oldie but by mgoblue911. Ohio State QB C.J. * 21+ (19+ CA-ONT) (18+ NH/WY). A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. Every thing is at pease. Design by Human Element, In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well. These are the two strongest programs in one of the two strongest conferences in the Power Five. Chunks is my Rottweiler., In reply to In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well by DoctorDave. Jokes will be told. The Michigan Wolverines clinched the Big Ten East and a spot in the Big Ten title game next weekend with a huge win over the Ohio State Buckeyes on Saturday in Ann Arbor. A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". A: Kick his sister in the mouth, Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in an Ohio State hat. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. Freaking amazing. What is a buckeye anyways, man?. #1. Ohio State is in the top eight for 2024 Cleveland big man Jesse McCulloch. But thats not really what Matt had in mind, so instead, I am selecting the joke that speaks to my soul as a former teacher. Ohio State Recruiting 2016: Everything You Need To Know, Ohio State Recruiting 2015: Everything You Need To Know, Stick to Sports podcast: Tia and Matt find out about The Game cancelation while recording, best Michigan jokes. The teacher asked the little girl why she didnt raise her hand. The Michigan Wolverines are failing to put up much of a fight against the Georgia Bulldogs. Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? Yes, the missed kick in the College Football Playoff lined up perfectly with the New . In reply to Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? Before last years edition of The Game was unceremoniously canceled while we were recording, our old friend Tia Johnston and I ran through some of our favorite Michigan jokes. A car rear ends another on a back country road. Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? 420 W. Prospect St. Things got ugly very quickly in Saturdays top-10 Big Ten matchup between No. Paint it to look like an SEC endzone. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan State's 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. Watching Ohio State carve up the Spartans pic.twitter.com/2Or1Keqap0, RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 20, 2021, Checking in on Ohio State vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/VQLz3RJ8uv, Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 20, 2021, One of these things is not like the other pic.twitter.com/zRdmfPgvCe, Laine Higgins (@lainehiggins17) November 20, 2021, no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 20, 2021, Saturday Tradition (@Tradition) November 20, 2021, Ohio State vs Michigan State today pic.twitter.com/N9nCdPkpFJ, Two teams are losing by 42 points right now, FCS school Charleston Southern and No. Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) January 1, 2022. In reply to Punch line mega fail. Q: How do you confuse a Cleveland State student? Q: What do you get when you drive through Columbus really slow? Ohio State fans aren't upset though. Q: What will you never hear a Cleveland State grad say? Q: Why did the Ohio State regents decide to cover Ohio Stadium in cardboard? Q: How do you get from Ann Arbor to Columbus? Ohio State fans might have to recalibrate their taste for maize and blue if they care about Cleveland's defensive line. So, were bringing that to the pages of LGHL with our favorite head-to-head column: Youre Nuts. In a recent USA Today article by Buckeyes Wire, Ohio State author Phil Harrison claims that Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines are "ripping off" Ohio State's gold pants tradition. She held his fragile hand, tears were running down her face, and she prayed for her husbands pain to end. But I wouldn't try it." Is this supposed to be a contribution to the post? Look for this years installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State to potentially come down to the wire. Im so excited, one Michigan fan said. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to my wife, What setting do I use on the washing machine? It depends, she replied. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Central Michigan library? Its a very good feeling, Brayden Cook said. Every year. Who is bigger? Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? A: Welcome to McDonalds. A: Boss! A: Because crap floats No conference rivalry game will carry more weight next season than the latest installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State over in Big Ten country. With that the dog jumped up on the couch, and began giving high-fives to everyone. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? At Ohio State they teach us not to pee on our hands. A: They're hand picked. When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaughs contract. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Screw the blue, another Ohio State fan said. At that time the Michigan fan takes the bottle and chucks it way off the road and tells him that drinking and driving is a hell of a mistake one should stay away from. Ohio fans rushed the field, pulled up all their own grass turf and started throwing it at the band. The Buckeyes play a harder schedule over Michigan, as illustrated by the road date in South Bend. Its fair, and nobody should blame the Buckeyes for being a little petty here. Oh, I thought everyone in Michigan was either for the Wolverines or the Spartans. God replied "That's my house", http://nickmomrik.com/2006/11/17/ohio-state-jokes/. signs on a lawn at a home in Ohio? Related: Michigan finally beats Ohio State, punches ticket to Big Ten title game. "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, so I'm a Wolverine fan!" And what's worse, one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. I dont know, Ive only had him for four years.. All rights reserved. But not a good feeling for Ohio State fans. Q: Why do the Ohio State Buckeyes eat cereal straight from the box? The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times", Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. Q: How do you get an Ohio State Alum off your porch? Score: 2 Share: You know what I really love about THE Ohio State? "Who disturbs me?" Republicans reveal resolution demanding Pete Buttigieg RESIGN for his response to the train derailment, his Portugal vacation during rail strike talks and 'extended absences' amid supply chain crisis Finally a train hit them. A: Because Michigan has always looked better on paper. I know this is lame but: One day a 1st grade teacher asked her class if any of them were Michigan fans. Buster Bluth would be devastated. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes . Please check your email for a confirmation. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); What is 100 yards long and has 2 front teeth? It's my fault." After this stunning display, everybody looks at the representative from Michigan, wondering how he's going to preserve Michigan's honor. The little girl said because my parents root for Ohio State. What happens when a blonde moves from Michigan to Ohio? I like a good buckeye joke, but I don't find that much humor in the ones that you can just fill out X school and Y school for any two schools in the country. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); So, with the Michigan Wolverines failing to even appear like they belong in the College Football Playoff, fans of the Ohio State Buckeyes are sitting back and enjoying the misery that has been heaped on their rival. Two boys are playing football at a park in Ann Arbor when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. I must tell you this before I go. A. There's nothing worth craping on! The teacher then asked why. AZ, CO, CT, IL, IN, IA, KS, LA, (select parishes), MD, MI, NH, NJ, NY, OH, OR, PA, TN, VA, WV, WY, CA-ONT only.Eligibility restrictions apply. Q: What's the difference between the unibomber and the UofM basketball team? ~A dozen students were stuck on the escalator for several hours. Then, in the end, its up to you to determine whos right and whos nuts. Short Ohio Jokes It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game the rest of the players will have to dress them selves. The guy sitting next to me is 62, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. ANN ARBOR, Mich. The chant Lets Go Blue could be heard loud and clear Saturday night around the Big House. Short Michigan Jokes When he retired prior to the 2019 season, Day, who had spent two . Ultimately, Ohio State is a potential regression candidate. In short, they will once again get the benefit of the doubt if they win all of their games but The Game. And there before Coach Meyer is a scene of unbridled joy. A: The Crime Rate! A: To keep the Bearcats cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. Sigh. See more ideas about go blue, michigan wolverines football, wolverines football. And the best way to do that with Ohio State fans is to . What's the difference between a Western Michigan University sorority sister and a scarecrow? The guy sitting next to him is 6-5, 250 pounds and is also a Michigan graduate. A: So they know which end to wipe. But Im not a Wolverine fan, the little hero replies. Whom do you shoot? pic.twitter.com/hm7Ik3rT59. A: She applies to Cleveland State. However, upsets happen, that's why . Q: What do OSU grads use for Birth Control? Dies geschieht in Ihren Datenschutzeinstellungen. Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? A: Because the Buckeyes always look better on paper. You will each get one wish, said the genie. Q: Why did Ohio State disband its water polo team? Did you hear about the fire at Ohio State's library? Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? It should be notedMichigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they dont play nobody. Michigan players could be in the Browns sights' this spring. Michigan State football has the Herculean task of facing Ohio State this weekend. A Nebraska fan, a Michigan fan and an Ohio State fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. Your favorite teams, topics, and players all on your favorite mobile devices. The state of Ohio is known for Columbus, the Wright Brothers, the Buckeyes, and Neil Armstrong And now for these thirty-three hilarious jokes and memes too! Check out these 12 memes that you'll only understand if you're a true blue Michigander. A: Pay him for the pizza. "Two months?!" Why aren't OSU cheerleaders allowed to do splits? This will truly be a contest between the immovable force (Ohio State) and the extremely movable object (Michigan State), as the Buckeyes have been lighting up the college football world all season. USC Trojans are the University of South Carolina's football team and are among the most popular college teams by state. The Georgia Bulldogs are winning with ease. I dont allow stuff like that in my house!, Mike got down on his knees and begged. ~Both books were destroyed. East til you step in it. Willard OH 44890 A: "I have reviewed your application" The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. The Nebraska fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells, "This is for corn" and jumps off of the mountain. (Photo by Ben Jackson/Getty Images). The Michigan fan yells that the Ohio State fan and says hey in Michigan they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Xavier University library? But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up." Better joke: 4 Ohio State and No. Luckily, the manager of K-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time. Here, give me the broom, I better show you how. I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years! A: Between Dayton & Marion. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it, and breaks the dogs neck, thus saving his friend. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, Your first job will be to sweep the store. But, Im a OSU graduate, the young man replied indignantly, I even played football there! Oh, Im sorry. Q: How many OSU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Early college football lines via @FDSportsbook pic.twitter.com/KZdXaZDA0r, Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) February 23, 2023. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with a disgusting pedophile, a violent thug, and an Ohio State fan. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas from their rear view mirrors? While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on . asked the genie. The rest of the country is jealous of Buckeye Nation. All the articles and tweets Buckeye fans need for March 1, 2023. A: It stands for "Mostly Idiots". One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. Nobody raised their hands until the . Youre Nuts: Whats your favorite ichigan joke? A: Drool. What do pot and Ohio State have in common????? The Buckeye proudly replied, Yeah, the box said 4 6 years!. A: A visitor. The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. 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